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Funny story...
This afternoon I am walking to my desk and my 14 y.o. patient looks at me funny, I ask what and she nods towards my aide, Mark. I look over and Mark is sitting with a blanket wrapped around his waist. He just says "Yes, I am wearing a skirt" and then under his breath mumbles to me that he'll tell me later. Once our patient leaves he goes on to tell me that he bent down to pick up a ball and heard a rip and totally split his pants. It was HUGE! Like halfway down the leg. LOL! Funny thing is his car is getting fixed so his wife had dropped him off at work so I offered to let him take my car home to get new pants. Problem is is that he didn't bring his house keys with. So being to wonderful boss that I am I tell him he can put on a pair of shorts that we have (rules say no shorts but I figure I could make the exception for this). Next problem is that all of our shorts are like 1 size fits no one even with hanging them low he still had to hike up is boxers so they didn't hang out. So needless to say Mark was one sexy man all afternoon. :)

Ok not that funny of a story but it had my secretary and I laughing so hard we were both crying. :) Here is a pic of Mark in his oh so sexy shorts. LOL!